1. illkim:

    Summer expectations

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    Summer reality

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    (Source: illkim, via laugh-addict)

     

  2. starbuckers:

    What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

    (via orgasm)

     
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  5. flamebroiler:

    when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

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    (via orgasm)

     
  6. bio-digital-jazz:

    ragingbitchfest:

    stylinfcuk:

    laughing so hard because this is so accurate

    We used AIM but same thing.

    Yep. AIM was the shit.

    (via laugh-addict)

     

  7. bombing:

    noseblow:

    bombing:

    i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

    that’s not how the joke goes lmao

    do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

    (via orgasm)

     

  8. ssv-normandy:

    when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

    (via cumfort)

     

  9. ugly:

    hungarian:

    if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

    whose down to try?

    (via cumfort)

     
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  11. (Source: humorstop, via death-by-lulz)

     
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  13. "I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza

    (Source: andremichaux, via ptrparker)

     

  14. my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

    (Source: dimwited, via cumfort)

     
  15. (Source: starlorrd, via marvul)